Sage takes a quick look in the tavern office behind the bar and notices that the google ads at the bottom of the screen are for Apple Cider Presses and something called "Savanah Mixes."

The message board at Google Central slows to a crawl as the room full of people shouts "slow it down, I'm not done with that line yet" as they read along, rapt at the adventures in the Mudcat Tavern.

"I wonder how we can spice that up?" one of the techies softly says to himself. He reaches for his keyboard and types in "F-E-R-R-E-T."