Just to make the atrocious puns obvious, read Mo The Caller's rhyme with this:
To Frere Jacques again
"Life is but a meloncholy flower"
Life is butter
Life is but a
Meloncholy flower
Meloncholy flower
Life is but a melon-
Life is but a melon-
Cauliflower
Cauliflower
Cheers
Nigel