"life is but a melancholy flower" needs to be sung to Frere Jacques in a MINOR mode- it's wonderful!

Also~
I sat next to the Dutchess at Tea
It was just as I feared it would be
Her rumblings abdominal were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me, oh~

and~
Benjy met the bear
The bear met Benjy
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Benjy


and a classic by Moondog~
Nero's expedition up the Nile failed
Because the water hyacinths
Had clogged the river,
Denying Nero's vessels passage
Through the Sud of Nubia