A group of keyboards have started a letter writing campaign to ban the reading of Les Barker poems.

The Computer-Human Interface Devices Union, CHIDU, claim this habit leads daily to their members being assulted with hot tea and coffee, often requiring major surgery, a long period in therapy with a highly skilled computer fixer, and a full range of the expensive 'Will you work you stupid thing!!!' curses, if they are to ever work again.

Strikes have been promised if action is not taken, with widespread disrupti9n, wiTH FLYING PICKets by the caps-lock , the letter betwen 'n' and 'p' 9n hunger strike, and9nedayacti9nsbythespace bar.