Our Shatner. . .

Our Shatner,
Who Art in Enterprise.
Hallowed Be Thy Toupee.
Thy Starship Come,
Thy Will Be Done,
In the Enterprise,
As it Is,
In the Neutral Zone.
Give Us This Day,
Our Daily Overacting,
And Forgive Us Our Record Albums,
As We Forgive Yours.
And Lead Us Into Thy Federation
For Thine Is The Starship,
And The Power,
And The Glory,
For Ever.
Until the End of All Reruns

Amen