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Thread #84986   Message #1625936
Posted By: autolycus
12-Dec-05 - 06:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
Thanks,JennyO.
2 questions.
How do you come across such a record in the first place?Radio?Friend?Record looked intersesting?Read a review?Where?

Is such a record easy/possible to get hold of?



Another joke.

Two elderly gentlemen, strangers, sit on a park bench for some hours in silence.
Suddenly, one sighs,"Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear," at which point the other jumps to his feet saying,"If you're going to talk politics, I'm off !"

and a little bit from my favourite comedy LP.

"I come from a family of 14 children,




and it was all because my mother was hard of hearing.


I'll be glad to explain,






long as I'm not busy.





You see, every night, when it qwas time to retire, my father would say to my mother,"Do you want to go to sleep or what?", and she'd say,"What?".

Later in the act, he says,"I come from a tough neighbourhood, where we played hopscotch .............with real scotch; cops and robbers..........with real cops;and broadjumping........






with real jumps, a tough neighbourhood."