After much mail bonding, Elf-Alpha and his assistants Spanky and Buckwheat have finally sealed your parcels and posted them.

Yes, them, plural. You may open the small one immediately and the larger one on Christmas Day!

So be ready to overcome your Noel Cowardice and don't be Present Tense. Feel free to be itching to experience the seasonal graciousness from the extended hand of....




CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)