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Thread #59418   Message #1626079
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
12-Dec-05 - 09:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You want to melt the poler ice cap? Easy. Well for the South Pole anyway it's easy. Here's what you do: make a flippin' BIG gasoline spill in the South Atlantick area. Let it all run down to the south end at the bottom part of the globe, eh? Then light it. The fire will melt the whole flippin' ice cap or at least most of it. I read that there is ground under there. When the fire goes out the ground will be exposed and there will be 85 billion barbecued penguins layin' all over. Package 'em up quick and use 'em to fight world hunger! This could change the whole flippin' world as we know it.

You heard it here. My idea. Don't steal it, eh? I am seekin' copyright as we, like, speak. Or a patent.

I am so flippin' sharp sometimes that I scare myself, eh?

- Shane