Wouldn't it just be great if they brought together ALL the key players from "Scrooged", "Bad Santa", "The Grinch", "Christmas With the Kranks", etc...and put them in ONE stupendous Christmas movie blockbuster that was three hours long? They could put Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Pamela Anderson in it too, as Santa's Elves.

Call it "A Hollywood Christmas". I think a script could be written for this in about 1 week, no problem. Put Danny De Vito in it too, as a nasty, greedly little toy store owner who cheats his customers and hates kids. Magic, eh?

Maybe get Ben Affleck in it too. And Jen, of course. And Bradd Pitt and Angelina. And the other Jen. Why not? Some possibilities here.

Maybe get cameo appearances by George Bush and Dick Cheney (who could play a department store security officer and Santa Claus, respectively).