Strange how quickly you can get used to a three high bank of multicoloured, multi-textured, and obviously multi dimensional (by the look of the creature which just poked its head through - not around - THROUGH the pink spotted one) doors.
Geoff the Duck in his heart of hearts KNEW they had not been there when he had last visited the Tavern, but already they felt as though they had been one of the first parts built, with the bar, lounge, kitchens and jello pit simply tacked on as an afterthought, or several afterthoughts. Where was the Minstrels Gallery? Oh yes! it was still just visible behind the Christmas Tree. There seemed to be several eldrich shapes stoking a log fire with red and green tunics, and arguing about new uniforms for their workers co-operative. It looked as if left unchecked they would soon be coming to blows. Perhaps they should just wear checked uniforms?
Perhaps another pint would help?
What a good idea!