The squirrel eyed the thronging mass with interest. There were a lot of strange concoctions being drunk and in copious quantities. SOMETHING HAD TO GIVE, and soon by the look of it. The rest rooms were full of strange creatures half man, half beast and half cut. An idea was forming in his small nut bound mind - THE PORTABLE TOILETS!!!
All he had to do was arrange for them to be shipped over, and there were spare reindeer about to pull them. A quick hose down and they would be in business.

Ah! blessed relief, and a chance to make a few bucks.