The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87226   Message #1627275
Posted By: GUEST,Wilbur the Basset Hound
14-Dec-05 - 12:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: YUK - Wash your hands - please !
Subject: RE: BS: YUK - Wash your hands - please !
People! They're pathetic. Constantly obsessing about germs and dirt. They live in unaturally antiseptic prisons awash in chemicals and gross, toxic dust from their artificial stuff that is all over the place. The air in their prisons (houses) is stale and lifeless. They fall prey to sickness because their immune systems are totally out of whack from their crazy lifestyle. They are terrified of physical contact with their own kind, except under certain very specific sets of circumstances. They are prudes. They suffer from mental delusions. If I was a human being, I would regard my life as probably not worth living. I would get some "pets", to compensate for my loneliness, and stare at flickering boxes for hours. I would consider myself to be under constant threat.

Thank God I am not a human!