Wesley, Wesley, Wesley.... I suppose next you'll want me to wash after I pick my nose, too!

What! You mean baptism DOESN'T cover everything permanently?!?!?

No WONDER our Lord took up foot-washing! But dear Wesley-- even that was only once a year.

Still, I don't mind volunteering at the next church supper for inspection! I'll even post a sign in the kitchen-- "Be sure to wash you weenie before you use it to stir the soup."

OK? That do it?

~Susan