ROLL UP, ROLL UP
COME ONE ..COME ALL

FOR YOU EDIFICATION TONITE WE AVE

ERIC AND HIS PREFORMING SEA-LIONS
THE FLYING PIGS (POSSIBLY)
THE TROUPE 'AL FRESCO'
THE DISAPPEARING CIDER TRICK
TED SHOT FROM A CANNON
THE BEATLES (FAREWELL TOUR)
THE THREE TENNERS
LYNN & HER VIBRATO PHONE
NICOLAS PARSONS
SPECIAL APPEARANCE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN (CIA ALLOWING)
THE ENTIRE CAST OF ONE MAN AND HIS DOG
---AND OTHERS TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION

BE THERE OR BE A REGULAR FOUR SIDED POLYGON WITH TOTAL INTERNAL ANGLES OF 360 DEGREES