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Thread #84986 Message #1629373
Posted By: freda underhill
17-Dec-05 - 07:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
Top 11 reasons Dubya planned to bomb the al-Jazeera network
11. Wanted to send a message to CBS.
10. Ran out of anthrax.
9. Promised Rupert Murdock a lucrative, "no-bid" contract.
8. Al-Jazeera White House correspondent tried to ask a "follow-up" question.
7. It's only terrorism when it's done to us.
6. Attorney General advised that he couldn't torture the al-Jazeera staff.
5. Al-Jazeera website linked to a flash animation depicting Dubya as dim-witted.
4. "Philosophy of life" doesn't extend to journalists.
3. Thought he needed a diversion from the U.S. use of chemical weapons in Fallujah.
2. al-Jazeera ran colorized version of "It's a Wonderful Life."
1. Osama bin Laden wasn't there.