A pounding on the door reveals a stranger in a Brown coarse cloth cape and hood pulled down over his beady eyes. He shuffles in, sniffs the air, and announces that he has been informed the Christmas spirit is lacking here, and he intends to cheer up the lot. "Hold this (*!&@#_($*+{_)(Door open for a minute, " he muttered, and went out the door. He returned a few moments later with a spectacular fir tree perfectly shaped and decorated in every color of the rainbow with the oddest ornaments. "As soon as you get used to this beauty, step forward and select a garment from the tree to suit your needs," Boomed the evil smelling stranger in the hood.

As the smoke cleared and the tree was more clearly seen, the oohs and aahs continues as people gathered closer for a look. "Wow", said Liz, "I wonder who would think of decorating an entire Christmas tree with THONGS???" "Surprise!" said jimmyt removing his brown monk's robes to reveal a gold lame' jumpsuit and white shoes and matching belt. "Someone rustle me up a sex on the beach and some fig newtons! I am gonna stay awhile."