Well, gol danged...

Here you all going off an' immortalizin' poor ol' Spawzaer like he;s the Second Coming... Well, he might the second helpin' with the Boston Beans (which they ain't) but he ain't got nuthin' on my couzin Rufus's wife, Rether May...

Well, first of all, Retha May is one sweet woman but, ahhhhh, you all know that stuff that Spawzer thought he had a patent on???? No way, this ol' gal wrote the book... Weren't half as bad back in the good ol' days before Rufus done lost half the double wide in a danged bet on a high school football game but now that's it's half a double wide, well.....

But bless the poor girls heart... She's got a heart of gold and I'm sure she don't mean to do the thinmgs she does but....

No, make that butt...

Now I ain't gonna get into no deatils herr but Rufus tolt me that after her last round at the beans that he had to go out and relevel the half a double wide...

Well, I ain't heared that Spaw can blow a 60 fooot trailer off its foundation but maybe he can an' maybe he can't but I seen what Rethar May done di and it weren't too purdy....

Butt (pun intended) get yerself all recouperated thwere, Spawzer, cause this ol' gal don't wanta be whuppin' up on some flagilation has-been... She wants the real deal...Better bring yer A game...