Dear Rob-o,

See what I mean about 'Spaw? Well, as I sit here with my mop bucket on my head, I'll just say that some of us have a 'thang' about shoes, and some of us have a 'thang' about saggy assed tortoises . . .

Long Live Lovers of Saggy Assed Tortoises!

-- Áine (The Resident Yellow Rose of Texas and PROUD OF IT!)