It's a rough tough life full of toil and strife to name a "Shanty Crew,"
For "Three Sheets" is gone, as is "Stormalong," and so is "Short Sheets" too,
"The Boarding Party," "The Roaring Forties," and "Blow Ye Winds High-Ho,"
There's nothing left, your crew's bereft, you can only "Roll & Go!"

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble