"The populist candidate of the indigenous people of Bolivia won the Presidency."

Donuel, I think you got it wrong...

"The evil Communist conspiracy in Bolivia has again temporarily triumphed over the forces of Democracy led by the USA. As you President, I pledge to undermine the deceitfully elected dictators and introduce real US style Democracy"

Woops, that's the old one, Communism, isn't it? Ah let me see now - Terrorists, ok, I'll rewrite it...