I went down to the river to pray,
Talked to my God in my own quiet way,
Guy on the bank shouts "Infidel!
Ya didn't close yer eyes so yer goin' to hell!"

Tell me, how long can I hold my breath,
Before I see for sure what's after death?






(Politics AND religion...now if someone will add a verse on money, another one on the inlaws - I'm sure we won't have to request 'sex'- we'll have most of the Hot Topics covered!)