The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86768   Message #1630962
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
19-Dec-05 - 10:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Tavern Holiday erudition (2005)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Holiday erudition (2005)
Sage has finished washing the dogs and they're asleep in the Mudcat Tavern office, curled up in the armchairs. Spying the slimy green badger, she drags it into the same tub and gives it a quick hose off with the showerhead on a hose.

"Thanks! I needed that!" claims the badger, who then ambles back into the tavern. SINS seems to be in the pit, but not enjoying herself, so Sage snags the harness from over near the decorated Silver Fir tree and swings it to where Sinsull can reach it.

"Catch!"

The harness, neglected for the last couple of years, responds to this attention by magically scooping Sinsull out of the pit--and depositing her in the rafters.

Well, think about it. It could be worse. You could find yourself duct taped to the loo like happened to Liz the Squeak a few years back. Good thing they put in fixtures that duct tape doesn't stick to now.