Well, if it came from the National Pest...oops, Post...it's pretty good reading for the outhouse. The multi-purpose newspaper. (At least the Sun has scantily clad drool bait.) Besides, is there a good reason to be as paranoid as the morons who want to fence the border? Oh yeah, to keep that swill that passes for beer in the Excited States out.

Anyway, if you ain't slept in the snow in August in this hemisphere, I suggest you go stand watch. When it warms up you can consider first hand the various merits of black flies and mosquitos compared to frostbite and snow blindness.

Have I used enough cliches yet?

Keep your stick on the ice.

Peace, Mooh.