LEJ,

Sure would sound good in that key,
But if I do it your way, I'd have to pay!

Tell me how long does your copyright last,
I'll sing it anyway--so kiss my mule.

That don't come even close--to no kind o' rhyme,
But you get the gist of what I'm sayin' this time.

Tell me how King Kong could be as good as it been,
I knew the dumb old story---but it sucked me in!

And tell me how long should one movie be,
I sat there watching even though I had to pee.

Love,

Art