Ha! Ha! Ha!

I figured you'd be just tickled pink by that notion, Bobert.

Okay, here are the directions. You go north. Way north. After awhile you come to Canada, the Great White North of legend and fame. Beauty, eh?

Okay...so...then ya gotta take yer bearings real careful, like...cos we got a lotta wilderness up here and you wouldn't want to be et by a polar bear! That could be fatal, eh?

Okay...so...you, like, take a dodge northwest, eh? Way up around Lake Superior, just to the west of Lake Inferior, otherwise known as "t'other big one". Watch out for Blind River. You might meet Shane, and he'll want to bum smokes off you. Keep goin' west. Way, way west. Eventually you will pass places like Winnipeg and all that. Keep goin'. Finally you will find yerself way out west by where Brucie lives. You know Brucie? He's under a different name now.

Well, when you find Bruce, tell him "hello" for me. You will now be a coupla thousand miles away from me, and I figure that's a real good way for me to get a head start and not be home, know what I mean?

Decent, eh?

Tell Bruce I was NOT responsible for Esmeralda not showing up! She is a goat with a mind of her own.