Well, gol danged!!!

What's this world comin' to, anyway??? Nevermind, 'cause I'll tell you what...

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I mean, hey, I got as much respect fir a good ol' fashioned amrriage between a man and a woman as the next guy but, hey, you all ever read the Old Testament??? Didn't think so...

Let me fill you all in to somethin' that ylu prolly ain't nevered heared 'bout in yer liberal commie schools you go to but ti says that God created Adam (man) and Eve (woman) and he put them together in the Garden of Eden..

(spit...)

Where was I... Oh, yeah... Did God put Adam and Adam in the Garden of Eden??? Well, heck no, He didn't...

(spit...)

Well, hope we don't have to have this talk again...

(spit...)

The Right Reverand Billy Bob