Now, now, unfair and probably even untrue, GUEST,Unquotable. Roger offers a confession (rare event in itself) and you put him down for it!

Though the concept of inhaling during the act is giving me some nightmarish images...

I, of course, was always pure in thought and deed, and never abused myself, never made love to the widow with the five sons (any Greek-speakers will appreciate that this is a pun), never fought the one-eyed monster....Not.