> Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> A: The Buffalo Bills.
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> Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
> A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Substitute any team/coach you want. I will.

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was Mike Mularkey upset when the Buffalo Bills play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the Buffalo Bills count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!