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Thread #87409   Message #1632972
Posted By: Les in Chorlton
22-Dec-05 - 11:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: Intelligent Judge
Subject: RE: BS: Intelligent Judge
I am not with the god idea but I do believe in true and false prophets.

One true prophet is Wainwright. Those that follow the many paths of Wainright shall dwell in the lands of truth, beauty and never ending joy for all of their days.

They will read from the good book: Wainwright's 'A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells'. Sometimes they will stand on high places and using one of the seven volumes (OK 8 if you count the Outlying Fells) will say the immortal words 'Look Sargeant Man,Pavey Ark, Harrison Stickle, Pike of Stickle'.

Thus satisfied they will share the secular sacriment of cheese and pickle sandwiches, a muslie bar and later a few squares of Kendal Mintcake as climbers and walkers on all majoe expeditions always do.

The final observance will be on licensed premises when a good pint of something real and tasty will enjoyed whilst followers of the prophet plan another day of secular worship.