Kendall my friend.

1. Convince him to take a shower with you.

2. Read him a Bible passage about "sharing wine"

3. Give him a bottle of Dristan. It will clear his sinuses and he'll smell better.(or even perfectly)

4. Buy a cat.

5. Remind him that Bush jr. didn't know the names of ANY leaders of foreign countries, and that Donald Trump OWNS most foreign countries. He'll vote Reform.

Don't mention it, buddy.
Rick