Dearest Secret Santa,
I am speechless! Actually, only words of three or less and five or more letters elude me. Your thoughtful gift will be placed next to its soulmate - the bottom half of a streetwalker in red lamp that was given to me on my birthday by Jacqui and Kendall. With any luck at all the cats will get them both before the New Year.
Ho Ho Ho
SINS

PS I am not surprised that you choose to remain anonymous.