Damn! (oops...)

Why...that's preposterous! I'm so nice. I'd never do anything like that. Never. I am totally and completely innocent of those scurrilous allegations. I was at home in my hot tub the whole time, thinking of more nice things I can do for children to brighten up their little lives.

I could understand someone suspecting a weird, unlikely, grotesque (and probably sociopathic) aberration like Sponge Bob committing such heinous acts...but mois? Never!