well I'ma standing here on the banks of the Tyne.
now all you folks are a mighty fine,
but what this song needs is a purty clear,
for it to get any where you're gonna have to swear,
a bit like a rap song,,,,, you know like eminem,,,, a sort of modern Bobby Dylan.

(I see this turning into 'Art's Dream' and there's the ref about a real river KT)