No. Believe me, this dog knows what he is doing. He is a megalomaniac, intent on world domination. He's starting with my house and yard, but that is only the modest beginning of a plan that knows no bounds in its insatiable ambition for dominance. His real purpose is to secure all edible items on the planet for his personal use alone. I intend to see that his plan is foiled.

His name is "Finnegan", by the way.