The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1636654
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Dec-05 - 09:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You think that I'm not here yet, but I am. And I'm going to go to Texas and San WhereverthehellAmosis and take my sword and carve a big "P" on you guys because my secret identity is "Perro" (Don Diego de la Vega's illegitimate halfbrother on his Aunt Ethel's jigglelow's cousin's best friend's side) and Perro makes "The Sign of the P".

Sure, I've only had about 5 hours sleep and I have to meet with the mayor in about 90 minutes and then go to work and approve a bunch of credit card purchases and then call the Zoo Keeper back about a kiddy lit program the Rotaries want to do and I have to spread joy and cheer about the staff and public and go to the grocery store and get my Z-series transformer back and EVERYTHING because when I DO go away everything here and I include just goes completely to HELL and I have to fix it when I get back and Mom, Stilly and Amos are making snide comments about my sword handling so I'm going to go carve the Sign of the P on them, okay Mom?

Thanks. I knew you'd approve.