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Thread #59418 Message #1637320
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Dec-05 - 08:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I will say it long and say it loud:
Theodore Sturgeon was not aggressive enough in formulating his Law. MUCH MUCH more than 95% of everything is crap! Lots more! In fact, the entire Universe may be crap! There might not have been a "Big Bang" but a "Big Crap." A violent discharge from the rumbling guts of the Universe, a diarrhetic blowout of cosmic proportions. And if so, there will be no eventual "coming together" to form another in a series of endless "Big Bangs," but a huge, massive, overwhelming flushing sound will someday be heard, the Universe will swirl around (counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, of course) and with a loud gurgle and plop will vanish into the sewer pipes of the Infinity.