Well, when it gets cold, the dog starts hoppin' along on three feet. Ain't seen that this year. Now last year, my Dad claimed his dog started hoppin' along on two feet. But as my brother said, "Hmmm. Phone when he says the dog's hoppin' along on one foot."As for "Zero Degrees Kelvin" in "The Frozen Logger", well, all I can say is ANYONE knows it can't hit a thousand below zero, but the wind chill factor theoretically could...