Metchosin - You are right in that respect, I had my tools nicked myself some 20 years ago. The only problem was the wife wouldn't let me wear a Vasectomy tie. She said I could only wear one if she could cut it off under the knot! A regular comedienne, my missus!! Paddymac - The version I heard was "I wish I could do that". and his mate said "Chuck him a dog biscuit and he might let you"

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