Here's a tip of the jug and best wishes for a great New Year.

What did I tole yuh? Real estate prices in Nawlins are startin to rise agin like bakin powder biskits sez the Nu Yawk Times today.
Did yew git suma thet 9th ward stuff afore carpebaggers from Atalanta and Huston moved in to buy out the po Blacks an whites who got misplaced and trailered? Almost 60% owned their shotguns an shacks an had no good insurance so they will turn turtle for what they kin git. The guv'ment sez it will haul away the trash so it will be nice and clean fo investuhs to put up condos an boat docks.