France is the greatest nation. There is no doubt about it. We have the best cuisine, the most beautiful monuments and women, the finest taste, and the most glorious history and art. We laugh at the pitiable attempts of other cultures to equal us. All this will become clear to Martin le Gibson when I arrive on his doorstep on January 10th to save him from his mad Rambo dementia. He will be made into a new man, one who is sophisticated, urbane, liberal, and tolerant. He will come to realize that without the good offices of the French Navy and the Marquis de Lafayette in the 1770's you Americans would all now be speaking English!