Of course, I think I have heard it referred to as part of the CleckHuddersFax Triangle...

Anyway, if Cleckheaton doesn't exist, it must be a phantom shop called "The Music Room" that I was in just before Christmas!

Little Dorritt, didn't there used to be several villages out your way that do no longer exist, due to coastal erosion? Or am I thinking more of the Suffolk coast?

mouldy