"All right, here's your five-day ShitStorm forecast. We've got quagmire conditions in Iraq; Homeland Security remains scattered and hazy. Look for global warming-fueled super-hurricanes to start your week. And rank stupidity sets in on Tuesday. More indictments by midweek. We're just going to have to keep an eye on that. And that's all the shit from ShitStorm Center Five. George, Takayama, back to you." -- Bill Maher, November 2005.