Dave, can 'I put in an order for a SCROTE please, extra large, it sounds just what I need to keep my chesticles properly insulated and to enhance the cleavage. Sounds a darn sight more comfortable than those wonderbra things anyway!

Do you do them in purple silk with those little ribbon things on them to keep your knickers up??

It is so cold here that I have worn socks and shoes twice this year!!! - those who know me not ~ I habitually wear sandals all year round, even when there is frost on the ground.

LTS