"put that Stetson up for Mudcat auction."
eBay more likely, where similar hats can go for 50-100 bucks...    Or I'll just hold on to it, until I meet someone who will give it the respect it deserves....

"Sorry if you think ballcaps look ummm... trashy..."
I'm not sorry at all... Wear what you want... I don't have to like it even a little bit....