That's right about keeping the doors locked and being careful who comes to parties. If marmite appears, can a didgeridoo be far behind?

I don't believe I know anybody with a bar. In keeping with general trends, our gang drinks less and less all the time. When we do drink, it's beer or wine. I'm happy to say that traffic deaths are significantly down (since the 1980's) because of this trend.

(Not that I'm particularly virtuous - I just never cared for the taste of the stuff.)
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What's the difference between Marmite and Veg-e-mite?