Thanx

Burns night eh? Barton folk club men in kilts. Och Aye!


An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.
The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."
The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."
The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"
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I hear you're a great believer in free speech.'
'I am that, Angus.
'Well, do you mind if I use your phone?'