"Bullseye Champion"

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders
a drink. The bartender serves him and asks
him if he would like to try the bar game of darts.
Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a
dollar for three darts.

The drunk agrees and throws the first dart.
A bullseye!! He downs another drink, takes
aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!!
Two more quick drinks go down. Barely able
to stand, he lets go of the last dart.

Three bulls eyes!!!

All are astounded. No one has ever won before.
The bartender searches for a prize... grabs a
turtle from the bar's terrarium and presents it
to the drunk as his prize.

Three weeks pass... The drunk returns and
orders more drinks, then announces he would
like to try the dart game again. To the total
amazement and wonderment of all the local
drunks, he scores three more bulls eyes and
demands his prize.

The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and
a bit short of memory, doesn't know what to give,
so he asks the drunk, "Say, what did you win the
last time?"

And the drunk responds, "A roast beef sandwich
on a hard roll!"