"Fowl Humor"

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got
lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way
out. He had not eaten anything during this period and
was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald
eagle, killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly, a
couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment,
and arrested him for killing an endangered species.

At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him
claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would
have died from starvation.

The judge ruled in his favor.

In the judge's closing statement he asked the man,
"I would like you to tell me something before I let you
go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on
it. What did it taste like?"

The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross
between a whooping crane and a spotted owl!"