I wear a fedora. I have three. One for workin', one for Sundays, and one for really special occasions. The workin' one has seen a lotta use. There's one other thing I wear on my head, and you can see it in the right light conditions when I doff the hat. It's a halo. Believe, it, chump. I have done some good in this world, even if I fall short of what some might call perfection.