"......usually fat and have beards."

Thank you, Martin Gibson. I'll add that to the list. And buns! Don't forget about the flabby buns!

I am most grateful, oh Great Guru Martin, for the pearls of deep wisdom that fall from your mouth (carefully sterilized, of course!) as I sit, cross-legged at your feet. You are most generous with my abject ignorance. Please, continue to lead this humble and pathetic person to true enlightenment!

The Deli Lama